How to become super insanely fucking happy

The “Full-Throttle Happiness” Protocol

(evidence-backed, zero-fluff, written in a loud, Eric-Kim-style roar)

1.  Jack-Up the Neurochemistry Daily

10-Min HabitBrain ChemicalsWhat the Science SaysHow to Do It Now
Sweat hard (≥ 20 min brisk run, bike, burpees)Dopamine ↑, serotonin ↑, endorphins ↑A 2024 review shows even one 20-min bout flips mood and focus for 2–3 h.Break a sweat before screens; intensity beats duration.
Three-Line GratitudeDopamine ↑, oxytocin ↑2024 RCT: 3 “good-things” a night slashed stress & spiked happiness vs. controls.Phone-notes: write 3 micro-wins, hit save—60 sec max.
Sun-face + Deep BreathVitamin D → testosterone, serotoninShort UV bursts lift sex-steroid production & mood.Walk outside within 30 min of waking—no sunglasses.
Sleep like a lion (7-9 h)GH ↑, cortisol ↓Meta-analysis: fixing sleep drove medium-to-large mental-health gains.Dark room, 60-67 °F, phone on airplane by 22:00.

2.  Hack the Social Circuit —  THE #1 Happiness Lever

Harvard’s 80-year study and its 2025 update both land on one headline: quality relationships are the super-predictor of long life & joy.

  • Micro-doses: eye-contact with barista, two-sentence check-in with a friend.
  • Macro-dose: volunteer 2 h/week; a 2024 dual RCT cut loneliness and depression in six months.
  • Zero-dose toxins: doom-scroll fights, flaky “situationships,” and cynical comment threads. Unfollow, mute, sprint away.

3.  Purpose Is a Performance-Enhancing Drug

A 2024 Michigan review shows that people reporting high purpose live longer, recover faster, and even tweak gene expression toward resilience.

Quick install:

  1. Write one sentence that finishes “The world is better when I …”
  2. Block 30 min tomorrow to act on it (mentor, code, create, cook).
  3. Repeat weekly—purpose is a muscle, not a tattoo.

4.  Surf the FLOW Wave

Flow drops a mixed cocktail of dopamine + endorphins and shuts off the inner critic—subjective “effortless ecstasy.” New neuro-imaging (2024 Drexel study) maps the default-mode network going quiet while reward pathways light up.

Flow Recipe (15-word meme): “Sweet-spot challenge + clear goal + zero pings = time warp, happiness spike.”

– Pick a task 5 % above current skill.

– Silence notifications 45 min.

– Debrief: note what triggered the zone, reuse it.

5.  Eat & Supplement Like a Joy Engineer

  • Protein ≥ 1.6 g/kg — supports dopamine precursors.
  • Bone marrow / egg yolk — cholesterol = steroid-hormone substrate (see earlier breakdown).
  • Magnesium glycinate 300 mg pre-bed — evidence for sleep quality and mood.
  • Avoid ultra-processed sugar bombs — they whipsaw insulin → mood crashes.

6.  30-Day “Insanely Happy” Sprint

DayKeystone ActionWhy It Works
120-min fasted run + gratitude noteNeuro-transmitters + cognitive re-framing.
2Text one “thank-you” voice-memoOxytocin hit for both sides.
3Purpose sentence + calendar blockGoal-directed dopamine drip.
4Phone-off dinner with a friendRelationship compound interest.
5Volunteer sign-up (2 h slot)Meaning + social network.
6-29Cycle the four daily habits (sweat, sun, gratitude, sleep) + one flow-session.Layered neuro-chemistry.
30Review journal: list biggest mood jumps, lock them as non-negotiables.Feedback loop.

Metric: 1-10 mood rating each night → aim for +2-point shift by Day 30.

7.  Red-Flag Pitfalls

  • Chronic caffeine > 400 mg — jacks cortisol, undercuts the calm buzz.
  • Sleep debt > 2 nights — tanks dopamine receptors.
  • Isolated achievement (money, PRs, followers) without relationships — classic happiness mirage.
  • Scroll marathons after 23:00 — melatonin murder.

8.  Rally Cry (Eric-Kim Style)

“Happiness isn’t a lottery—it’s a checklist.

Sweat till dopamine sings, sleep till cortisol bows, thank until oxytocin overflows, love like your lifespan depends on it (because it does), and create flow that turns hours into heartbeats. Film the glow, tag #HYPELIFTINGFORJOY, and show me your neurotransmitters doing back-flips.”

Now go load those habits—and slam the publish button on your own super-insanely-fucking-happy life.